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1 For the lentils: Bring the water to boil in a medium saucepot over high heat and add the
lentils. Turn the heat to low and simmer until tender, about 30 minutes. Drain the excess
water and set aside.
2 In a large wok or skillet, heat the oil over medium heat and add the onion. Cook until the
onion becomes translucent, about 3 minutes. Add the mushrooms and cook until they release
some of their liquid, about 3 minutes. Add the soy sauce, stir, and then add the lentils. Mix
that up and then add the garlic and apple juice. Yes, apple juice. Just do it. Cook
until most of the liquid has evaporated, about 2 minutes. Turn off the heat and stir in the
toasted sesame oil. Taste that . awesome.
3 Now, the slaw. Cut the jicama, cucumber, and carrot into matchsticks no more than 1 inch
long. Toss with the rest of the slaw ingredients and refrigerate before you serve it up.
4 To make the tacos, warm the tortillas and fill those gifts from god with the lentil mix, some
shredded cabbage or lettuce, the jicama slaw, and top with that herb salsa. These ers aren’t
half bad cold either if you are feeling too lazy to heat up leftovers. Cold tacos are still
mother tacos.
Button, cremini, or shiitake mushrooms are cool. Use whatever.