1 First make the peanut sauce. In a medium glass, whisk together the peanut butter and water
until it looks all creamy. Add all the other ingredients and keep stirring until everything is
incorporated. Simple .
2 Now cook the noodles according to the package directions, but use a larger soup pot than
usual. In the last 30 seconds of cooking the noodles, add the kale to the pot and stir it into the
water to make sure it’s all covered. After 30 seconds, drain the pasta and kale and run it under
cold water to stop the cooking process and keep the kale green. That’s called lazy-ass
blanching. Some people might say to do that in separate pots, but those are usually the
mother ers who don’t wash their own dishes, so them.
3 Grab a big wok or skillet and heat up the oil. Crumble in the tempeh in bite-size pieces and
sauté it around until it starts to brown, 2 to 3 minutes. Add the soy sauce, vinegar, ginger,
and garlic and cook it for 30 seconds more. Turn off the heat and add the noodles and three-
quarters of the peanut sauce. Mix it all up to make sure everything is covered and that the
tempeh is blended into the noodles. Taste it and if it isn’t saucy enough for you, add the rest of
the sauce now. Otherwise, hold on to that because the noodles really absorb the sauce as
they sit, so it’s nice to have extra for leftovers. Top with the green onions and serve warm or at
room temperature.
Don’t buy peanut butter that has anything other than peanuts, a little oil, and salt listed as ingredients.
Anything else is unnecessary.
Optional, but you should suck it up and do it.
Soba, udon, spaghetti, whatthe ever.